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Wednesday, 2 February 2011

Mickey Mantle's outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium

[Do not read the following if easily offended]

In 1972, four years after playing his last game for the team, the legendary Mickey Mantle was sent a letter by then-Vice-President of the New York Yankees, Bob Fishel, and asked to contribute to the Yankee Stadium's forthcoming 50th anniversary celebrations. All Mickey had to do was fill in the enclosed survey and share details of his "outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium." Below is the letter, and Mantle's surprising response.

Note: Both the letter and response seen below have been verified as true by biographer Jane Leavy, as reported by Snopes.

Transcript follows. Image courtesy of Jamie Farrow.


Image: Jamie Farrow

Transcript
New York Yankees Inc.

Dear Mickey,

As you probably know, 1973 marks the 50th anniversary of Yankees Stadium and we are going to have a season-long Golden Anniversary celebration. We hope to mark the occasion on our Old Timers Day, Saturday, August 11, as well as on individual dates during the season.

We thought it would be interesting to learn from you what you consider your outstanding event at Yankee Stadium. In many cases the answer is obvious, but because we are writing a large number of your former team mates, we are asking you to answer this question for us.

1973 will be the final season at Yankee Stadium as we know it. We will be located at Shea in 1974 and '75 while Yankee Stadium is completely rebuilt to reopen in 1976.

Thanks for your cooperation. We are looking forward to seeing you in 1973 and wish you a happy holiday season.

Very truly yours,

(Signed, 'Bob Fishel')

December 14, 1972/m

Mantle's Response:
I consider the following my outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium:

— I got a blow-job under the right field Bleachers, by the Yankee Bull pen.

This event occurred on or about: (Give as much detail as you can)

— It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn't fuck at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth. I said don't ask me, I'm no cock-sucker.

Signed: Mickey Mantle, The All-American Boy

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

!!!

bristle said...

I'm not American, so could someone clarify which base this counts as?

kthxbai

Bill Clinton said...

GO MICKEY!!

Anonymous said...

3rd base

Anonymous said...

Hilarious.

Anonymous said...

AWESOME!

john said...

How can you not love this?

Anonymous said...

Disgraceful.Loved the Mick as a kid, but he undoubtedly was a world class lout.

Katie May (or may not) said...

"Nice."

Anonymous said...

World-class asshole, in the best way. Hilarious.

Anthony M. Powers said...

You blow my mind, hey Mickey!

chelsea said...

Hahahaha.. I'm a girl and laughing at this. Fxcking love it!

Anonymous said...

He got a BJ by the Yankee Bull Pen? Maybe he should have said NEAR the bullpen, lol.

pilgrimchick said...

Nice he decided to be so frank.

Jade said...

As a longtime Yankees fan, I find this absolutely hilarious. As a Mickey Mantle fan, it doesn't surprise me at all that he wrote something like this; he was a bit of a prankster at heart and most likely had no reason to believe anyone other than Fishel would ever read it. I wonder what Fishel's reaction was upon reading about this "memorable event".

@Anonymous 19:19: "near" is the correct word, but "by" is a hell of a lot funnier for sure. ;)

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